Aug 17, 2008

Organizational Announcement

August 17th, 2008

Effective Immediately:

Yani Van Reepinghen, Chief Brunt-Bearing Officer (CBBO) will now also serve as Chief Chiming Officer (CCO);

Yugi Hsu, Chief Sharing Officer (CSO) will now serve as VP of Sun-Drenched Operations;

Rufie Aquino, formerly Director of Poke-Bearing Operations, is now promorted to Sr. Director of Chiming Operations; he will also serve as Manager of Heathen Activities;

Dyai Byin Dyeh, formerly Regional Director of Haasporter Operations has been demorted to Regular Working-Class Stiff.

Transition timing will vary by individual and the particulars will be worked out between the person being transitioned and their new supervisors.

4 comments:

Larry Chi said...

This is genius!

Rufie said...

Wait, I report to Yani?! Fuck that!

yugi said...

Hmm...interesting. Congrats Rufie & Yani, on your expanded responsibilities. I have complete confidence you won't "eff it up." Muh-hahahha.

As VP of Sun-Drenched Operations, I hereby declare an embargo on further sun-drenched activity in which the VP is not present.

Anonymous said...

Great work.